Accomplishing nothing your entire life is an accomplishment in itself. And this guy's really good at that!

And so, he died doing what he was good at.

The End.

But, unfortunately, there was more after life... Afterlife.

So even after his death, caught in a great war between Hell, Heaven, and Purgatory, he worked as a laborer and fodder.

Until he was forced to actually do something.

He will make mistakes, have mistakes made on him, and he'll try to find joy and grow despite it.

It would be an afterlife of ups and down, but maybe it'd be better than a flat-lining life.